There once lived a man named Chucky. This man was a psychiatrist. For some peculiar reason, he didn’t seem to help any of his clients reach breakthroughs because he was constantly thinking about ramen. He also talked to his alter ego, Ramen Man. One odd summer day in December, Chucky was having a heated conversation with himself as he strolled through the local supermarket looking for his favorite canned meat: SPAM.
“Doctor Who is not a real doctor!” Chucky proclaimed.
“Of course he is, ya crazy!” Ramen Man shot back.
“Even if he is a doctor, which he’s not, what sane doctor travels back in time? HUH??”
“Away with you! He is a doctor of medicine!” Ramen Man argued.
“…A doctor could still be a rogue…DUNDUNDUN…Men are a bad lot.”
“Mine isn’t so bad.”
“Nor mine.”
(WHAT.) With those two final words, Chucky and Ramen Man decided to make up by creating something revolutionary that would help the world in a huge way. Thus, Raushi Crush was conceived- an epic combination of sushi and ramen that could be eaten right out of your phone. BOOM.
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