In response to the recent post you so graciously shared from the site titled didyouknow.com on Wednesday April 30th at 7:54 am on the Untitled Facebook closed group page, I shall answer the question that has stumped you for days in order to quell your overanalyzing mind.
According to the picture, a certain poll was taken in the year 2000, a whopping 14 years ago, by random Japanese people who firmly believe that the single greatest invention of the twentieth century was instant noodles. Let us take a moment to have that statement sink in. 1, 2, 3. Sunk in yet? NO!!! Because instant noodles are not the greatest invention of all time! NAY! Rather, people should focus on the REAL stuff. Real, authentic, genuine, mouthwateringly delicious ramen is where it is at. If you have not had the opportunity to consume this goodness, (hinthint to almost everyone listening in this room) YOU HAVE NOT LIVED!! You say "I've had instant ramen." NOOOOOO! The instant Maruchan packs that you buy 3 for $1 at the local supermarket is a disgrace to the whole bowl of ramen, not just the noodles.
SO, to answer your long pondered question of whether or not this statement on Facebook is true concerning everyday people in this great society and the supreme ramen noodles, you no longer need to ponder the unknown factors existing in the universe. The answer is simple enough my friend.
THE UNIVERSE
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