BLAH BLAH BLAH.
Paperwork done.
Internal narrative, reduce speed to fifty percent.
ALL SYSTEMS CRITICAL: ENGINES NOT RESPONDING.
The ship crashes into the side of the mountain.
Ok, that should’ve worked. No one will know. Just stay calm.
THEY ARE GOING TO KNOW.
Ok. Just use the pen.
The pen feels weird.
WHAT IS TH- its just a man also filling out paperwork.
Caaaaawwawwaaaaaaaaaaalmmmm dowwwnnnn.
Click. Click. Click. I wonder what the chances are will happen to me.
Click. Click. Click. I wonder what the chances are will happen to me.
I could be skewered on a pike, but thats probably only like a 2 percent chance. THINK LOGICALLY. They probably won’t catch you! They probably won’t notice!
HOW COULD THEY NOT NOTICE.
OK WE DON’T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS NOW.
Fill out the rest. Yes.
Yes. Maybe.
Glasses.
Father had heart attack. Good thing too. Really, do you want your kids saying that to you?
Kids? Why don’t I date? I am an idiot. They told me not to - and then about that yeah but pool square forrest lo- FOCUS.
Half a page left.
Its the seventeenth already?
Oh man, I have a dental appointment in two days. Did I get the day off of -wait, I have been staring at this text for two minutes. What is it asking again? Do I even know what I am answering?
Hah! I would never smoke. No, I have never, nor plan to,skydive. Wait, that would be cool. But I shouldn’t tell them. Or should I? Is it lying? I have no plans, but maybe. I am going to put down maybe- NO.
NO
NO
NO means no always no.
I wonder if the man what am I thinking about.
I wish I knew, ok lets see here.
Yes, I am pregnant. BRILLIANT. A DISTRACTOR.
Ok, lets see here, should we have another distracter, ehhhh.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Yes.
Sometimes.
I am unmarried. Probably forever. Stay focused.
Ok, ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Is that man picking his nose? Is that light so bright.
Just put it down, be honest. Momma always said to be H E N R Y FONDA.
SCREW IT.
No, I know I am not pregnant. Is that all, is that it? This lady is not that smart. Probably like twenty-three. Twenty-two. No college education - should I - she probably has a -
WHY THE HECK NOT?
I knew this would happen.
BOB SAGGET.
OW. Note to self: don’t kick tires. My life sucks. How long would it take for me to die in this car.
Its a cruddy car anyways. Surely there are better ways to do.
I have nothing to live for. But mom would be upset. Yeah she would. But its her fault I got denied.
Where am I?
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